How to curse like a proper Lithuanian.

curiosidades 12 de oct. de 2014

Whenever you start to learn a new language, one of the most common things is to learn the swear words. And for me it wasn’t an exception. But, unfortunately I learnt the聽bad cursing words, meaning that I only learnt them in聽Russian. But hey! Here I am to teach you how to do it in the most proper and perfectly Lithuanian way.

1. Rup奴s miltai.

It literally means coarse flour.聽Imagine my face when I went to a super market and then I realized that you can actually buy stuff that it’s called like this.

2. Kapok var拧k臋

Chop curd.聽Because, well, that’s what assholes do. They chop curd in their free time. Hey! What do you do for a living? Me? I CHOP CURD! YEAH!

3. Pakasyk sliekui pa啪ast寞

Scratch an earthworm’s armpit.聽I don’t even know if this sounds funny or disgusting.

4. Eik teptuk懦 gamyba u啪siimti

How can聽go make brushes聽sound offending? Or threatening? Or bad at all? Well, in Spanish we have those expressions too like go fry an asparagus.聽

If you want to learn more about how to curse in Lithuanian, I totally recommend you to go to this site. They have tons and tons of聽not-so-very-nice-words.聽If you dare to use them, don’t say that you found them on my website. Thanks.


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